I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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