My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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