Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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