I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
God, I missed his penis.
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