Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
