Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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