I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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