Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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