you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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