This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Randomize
