i don't like sucking hair
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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