Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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