so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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