Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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