Me. At least after what I've been through.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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