Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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