When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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