So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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