Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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