i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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