whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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