Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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