can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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