Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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