oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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