Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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