Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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