So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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