so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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