Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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