This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have tasted many bathrooms
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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