what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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