That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
