We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You may now shotgun with the bride
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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