I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
