So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
