i don't like sucking hair
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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