He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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