Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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