i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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