Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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