Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fuck appropriateness.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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