whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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