My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
two words...techno handjob
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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