ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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