Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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