yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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