So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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