dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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