You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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