she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just want nice things and good sex
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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